the frozen+breaking bad crossover i can’t unhear
Watching dumb youtube videos with friends.
|—||Kanye West (via jimmykirk)|
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes
Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.
|—||Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via jlols)|
next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before
get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”